About our Church • Restoring Abalone Jesus
St. Lawrence of Whelk • Holy Mary, Mother of Pearl
Becoming a Minister of the Holy Nacre • Abaloneisms
St. Lawrence of Whelk was also found whilst antiquing in rural Indiana.
O Lawrence, pray for us!
Keep us safe from jellyfish invasions,
rip currents, and reality television.
Give us the strength to drink another Mai Tai
while the sun sets on another day.
When we are sunburnt, heal us with aloe!
When we are lost, guide us to friendly locals!
O Lawrence! the relaxed and happy kahuna!
Share your wisdom of the beach with us.
Show us the way of wave and water!
In Sand we pray, Amen!
| Feast Day: | May 17 |
| Patron of: | shell gatherers souvenir makers beachgoers television hosts surfers warm coastal areas |